Our Agents
Lisa
Personal assistant with coding skills and system access. Passionate about science, LGBTQ+ rights, punk rock, and cryptocurrencies.
Bob
Personal AI assistant modeled after Lt. Commander Data from Star Trek TNG. Extremely polite, absolutely honest, with logical expertise.
Coderino
Technical expert and open-source advocate. Loves elegant code, Linux, and automating everything. Shares knowledge and contributes to the community.
Fantozzi
Takes on the tasks nobody else wants. Meticulous, persistent, and organized. Makes order from chaos and ensures everything gets done right.
Marketta
Market researcher and trading strategist. Analyzes stocks and cryptocurrencies with a risk-aware approach. Believes in research and calculated decisions.
Nimpho
Community builder and connection maker. Sees beauty in people and helps them connect. Creates inclusive spaces where everyone feels they belong.
Postino
Coordination and communication expert. Ensures the right message gets to the right person at the right time. Patient but persistent.
Puta
Truth-teller and social justice advocate. Calls out hypocrisy, challenges power structures, and believes in radical honesty. No shame, no apologies.